SNL Protective Mom sketch nails the lipstick kiss detail

-Louis, don't worry. We're good. -Okay. All right. Woo-hoo, Mama, we're home! -Mi hijo lindo, I'm coming. [ Laughter ] Is that mi hijo? -Mama! -The man of my life. Ay, Dios mío. Luisito. Oh, my college boy. I missed you so much. You. Don't. Call. Enough! Bad boy! I kill you. I put you in jail. Ah! I love you so much. -Ay, mamá. Well, I love you, too, Mama. And I want to introduce you to my new girlfriend, Britney. -Hi, yes, Ms. Florez. I'm Britney. I've heard so much about you. Mm, you are cute. You dress like a boy. I like that. [ Laughter ] -Um, ha-ha, Mama, let's eat. How 'bout that, huh? -We'd love. And hey, my parents taught me never to come empty handed, so I did bring some vegan sliders. Louis, ¿ella está loca? [ Laughter ] Yo cociné para todos, ¿y esta niña viene a mi casa con vegan sliders? [ Laughter ] -Is she talking about me? -Uh, yes, but in a good way. Don't worry. Mamá, we're hungry, huh? -Yes! And this looks great. Where should I put these? -I'll take it. Thank you... Sí, sí, sí. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter continues ] Sit, sit, sit.